Once I was at a very fashionable party; Miley was there and so was Gerard Butler.
Gerard stopped me in the hallway; had I not been dancing on the bar perhaps he wouldn't have said hello.
I said, "Your leather jacket smells delicious." It was a worn, deep cognac and very fragrant.
He told me to call him Gerry and pack up my friends; we were going to another party.
At this second location he chose to push me against a brick wall and almost kissed me.
A few years earlier Jared Leto also chose to push me against a wall and he, too, almost kissed me; his action was a little more dramatic than Gerry's, but not by much. We were in a hotel room.
Both men would continue to text me in the weeks that followed.